Monday, June 23, 2008

Snakes In The Road



Stephen came home from work a couple evenings ago with a very sad story, or at least it was in my mind. While Stephen was at work, a local snake decided to cross the shopping center parking lot. Although this does NOT speak highly of said snake's intelligence, I am a snake owner and I realize that they are not usually thinking of anything other than getting out of the hot sunlight, where to find a good sleeping spot, or where their next field mouse is coming from. I highly suspect that REALLY hot pavement is not where this snake really wanted to be. But, back to the story.

Stephen said the snake was somewhere in the parking lot and this person in a car tried to run it over. *GASP* Why would someone do that. He sadly explained the story was about to get worse. The person, who missed the snake with the car on the first run at it, TURNED the car around, and tried again. The person kept going around in circles until they finally ran over the poor snake. End product? A snake that was squished to the point it popped out the eggs that it was carrying. *EGADS*

No matter what we personally think of snakes, my grandfather told me once that we need to be respectful of all things. We were in the Hocking Hills region of Southern Ohio walking near their house. Near the side of the road was a nest of baby copperhead snakes... with the mother about a foot away COMPLETELY dead. The babies were totally adorable (Yes, I know they are poisonous), but my grandfather pointed out, without a parent snake, they were going to die. I felt so sad. How could something so beautiful, so small, just die. My grandfather, wise man that he could be, used this as a teaching moment. He said that all animals have a reason for existing and that no one should just out and out kill an animal because it exists... just to kill it. He explained that, for food, it is okay to kill. He explained that it not okay to set fire to the copperhead nest or run over the copperhead JUST because it is there. And, sometimes we run over animals that dart across the road. He said we can feel bad... but that accidents happen. Burning out a snake nest is not an accident. He went on to explain that, although poisonous, Copperheads have a reason for being. They eat mice, frogs and toads, insects (like. cicadas), caterpillars, and salamanders. They do not transmit diseases to humans. Although they are pit vipers, they are normally non-aggressive. Their greatest threat to survival? Although eaten by hawks and King snakes, the human being is their greatest threat to survival. We destroy their habitats. And, 9 times out of 10, the Copperhead doesn't strike the target. It just wants people to go away and leave them alone. It is more like a "go away" greeting.

Anyways, I always remembered those baby snakes. I secretly suspect my grandfather went back and killed the babies in a mercy killing type fashion. But, I don't think he did it to kill to just kill. The person in the parking lot may have been petrified by snakes. But, this snake was likely not poisonous. There was NO need to circle multiple times to try to hit the snake. This is the same kind of person who would be mortified hearing on the news that someone had hit a dog and run away. As a snake owner, I understand the fear that people have concerning snakes. GROWN adults have seen my snake and screamed like children in fear that it could get out (it is in a rather large LOCKED cage). Very unlikely. He isn't slimy or gross. He doesn't want to hurt anyone and is more curious about where his next meal is coming from than bothering you. He serves a purpose. The snake in the parking lot served a purpose (and not as road kill). Those unborn eggs may have served a purpose. But, this experience has left me feeling sad that other people can be so callous about life. Maybe more people need to realize, even if we don't like the animal, it probably has some good. Walk away, don't look back. Let it live to do its thing!

Saturday, June 21, 2008

Correction: The Columbus Welshes Confirmed

My apologies to my cousin Ashli. My mother had given me the message that NO one representing the Worthington Clements' had confirmed their attendance to the get together. Now I know Ashli HAS confirmed. We look forward to seeing her on the 29th!

Friday, June 20, 2008

Playing "Catch-Up"

Ahhh... the freedom. The excitement. The chemical burns. IT'S SUMMER BREAK!

For the educational world, this time of year means that it is summer break from all those darling little children you spent 9 months trying to teach. Jane has just entered the phase in her life known as eternally "out for the summer"... or retirement. So far, it seems no different than Jane off for one of her longer breaks (such as summer or winter). We work on housework and get the things done she doesn't have time to do. For example, within the first couple of days of her summer break starting, we cleaned closets, got stuff ready to go to Goodwill, re-organized the messes we made during the school year, used both deck cleaner and water sealer on the wooden stairway at the side of the house, cleaned off the carport, gave a good first attempt try at getting the cat rug deodorized (The dog had a "mistake" on the rug... the cat got angry and decided that that rug, if the dog could do it, would be her new litter box. We had to take it outside to get it out of the house several months ago... but couldn't fix the problem before now), and bought shelfing for downstairs. My only complaint is that we are starting to make work for ourselves at this point. Today's task, for example. We have two park benches that are going to get stripped, re-varnished, and polyurethane-d. I was aware they needed to be done, as I would have put it on my list of "to do" a long time ago (I love those kind of projects... just ask the front door I stripped, sanded and repainted... and the metal banister railing). We are also going to give the cat rug another shot. All we managed to do yesterday was stink the driveway up to the point the neighborhood cats must think our cat is about 3 ft. long and 4 ft. tall having a bladder the size of playground ball. Anyways... I am beginning to wonder if Jane is just making more work for us because she has this desire to "look busy". All I know is "looking busy" is pissing off my father in law. I know he is making work for himself... yesterday he spent an hour breaking sticks in half in our backyard. Before yesterday, he just would toss them back into the "Pit of Despair" part of the backyard with the three feet of leaves, yellow jackets, and rotting firewood. He has also started going to the movies multiple times a week JUST so he can get away from the cleaning and not look like he isn't doing anything. I feel bad for him because he looks absolutely miserable AND is in a foul mood because of it.

Moving on, our vacation starts next Thursday. We, ALL of us - Jane, Bill, Stephen, and I - are going on a family vacation. Our travels this year bring us back to Ohio and Kentucky. I am looking forward to seeing and spending time with my family in Ohio and spending time getting to know Jane's family in Kentucky a little better. I am especially looking forward to Sunday the 29th. My mom has invited the whole of the clan to have a barbecue at the house in Dayton. So far, the Clements side is under-represented with my Aunt Renee being out of town that weekend and no replies yet from the Worthington crew (I have hopes, though). My grandparents are the only ones on that front to reply 100% they are coming (unless, of course, they change their mind). But the OTHER side has replied and I know my grandmother and Alice and Aaron plan on being there. I really also look forward to the Clements/Blackburn crew getting to know my in laws better. They should all get along VERY well.

Our trip schedule appears to go as follows:

Thursday (26th) - Travel to Dayton. Convince my parents to hand over TV so that we may watch Last Comic Standing (which should not be as hard as I though it may be since Thursday next week HAS little or no great television watching moments... like Ice Truckers!).

Friday (27th) - I get my haircut! YAY!!! Oh, and we plan on attending Tattoo, weather permitting. This year's musical guest for Tattoo is The Charlie Daniels Band with the Air Force Band of Flight. Stephen is baulking at the idea of going... but I think he is being outvoted. He can stay home, if he really doesn't want to go.

Saturday (28th) - No real plans as of now. I am hoping this might be either the day to go to Mendelson's or out to the Cox Arboretum. AKA: This would be a great sightseeing day!

Sunday (29th) - Clements/Welsh/Blackburn/Wenzel Barbecue... need I say more?

Monday (30th) through Wednesday (July 2nd)- Drive to Louisville - Visit with Jane's Family

Thursday (3rd) - Drive to Columbus from Louisville. Spend time with my "other family" and see some Columbus attractions... like White Castle!

Friday (4th) - After noon, drive back to Dayton. Return to Casa Clements

SIGHTSEE until we leave on Tuesday the 8th. I am hoping to catch a Dayton Dragons game or MAYBE even make a trip down to see the Reds in Cinci!

What a great trip!

Friday, May 30, 2008

They Grow So Fast, Don't They?

Although somewhat blurry, here are our little bird buddies... spawn of Stepladder Bird and her husband "Ergo Bird" - hence named for the ability to do whatever Stepladder Bird does only seconds after she does it. She feeds the birds... leaves... he feeds the bird... then leaves. She comes back... he comes back... she swoops my bike... he swoops my bike. Sigh!
You can clearly see they are getting much bigger and sprouting feathery bodies.
They are making lots of noise, too. Our cockatiel, Sunshine, seems to love singing back to them.

They seem to only have one mode at this point... that is "feed me cos my mouth is open". This is a rare shot when they aren't open mouthed. Cute, aren't they!

Sunday, May 25, 2008

Awww..... Aren't They The CUTEST!

Poor Stepladder Bird. She has people who want to take pictures of her babies!
All I know is that they are constantly hungry and very wiggly. This makes picture taking VERY hard. These are from my mother-in-law!
Mom and Dad Stepladder Bird take turns bringing baby birds food. They seem to tolerate us fairly well. Except when I want to grill and when I want to move my bike.
To date, we have seen 3 baby Stepladder Birds. My Father In Law CLAIMS to have seen baby number 4. I'm not totally convinced. But, they are still TOTALLY cute!


The neighborhood feral cats think Old Country Buffet is our carport. I fear for their safety. But, what can we do? If we move them, Mom and Dad abandon them. If we don't, we either get eyeless feral cats... or we get no more baby birds. ADORABLE!!!

Monday, May 19, 2008

Stepladder Bird: A Unwavering Mommy

Poor Stepladder Bird. She has been out there and protects her eggs (and therefore our stepladder) fiercely. She hated the idea of my moving my bike SOoooooo strongly that I got swooped at. She hated the idea of my grilling for my Mother In Law's birthday that she hissed and gave a guttural rumble when I went out to cook. I won the grilling thing.. she took off briefly to watch me from a nearby tree. But I didn't win with the bike... she didn't hurt me. But there was no way the bike was going to be moved without bloodshed.

I decided to find out exactly how many days this is going to happen. The Gestation period is 40 days. Then about 2 weeks before they take flight. I personally am beginning to wish the neighborhood feral cat would stop hovering. I want to see baby birds hatch and get a start in life. The situation is not great... but poor birds!

Sunday, May 18, 2008

Rick Riordan: IS He The Next JK Rowling?

Ever since JK finished the Harry Potter series with Deathly Hallows, everyone has been wondering which author will meet or even exceed her popularity. At one point in time, I would have ventured to guess Jenny Nimmo was the heir apparent. Her Charlie Bones series was not only entertaining, but very much a Harry Potter fan type of book. The main character, Charlie, is a boy who, as he is growing to become a young man, has to struggle with learning new skills (in his case, talking to people in photographs/objects/memories), while solving a major mystery based upon the book, find his father, and try to stop whatever evil plot his grandmother and her sisters have planned. I personally enjoyed the books, but I found them to be rather systematic. All the books, by the end, tended to blend together.

My next future J.K. candidate would have been the Septimus Heap series by Angie Sage. They are a great blend of magic, family, mystery, and adventure. However, as much as I love the series, Angie Sage is a talented author in her own right. She is different enough from J.K. that she isn't the next J.K Rowling... more like others are the next Angie Sage! I will keep buying Septimus books as long as Angie Sage cranks them out.

Which brings me to Rick Riordan. Different critics are touting him as the new wannabe J.K. Rowling. And WITH GOOD reason! He is an author from Texas who writes about a young boy (named Percy Jackson) who finds out that his father was an Olympian God. Suddenly, his life is turned around and he is at Camp Half-Blood, a camp for demigods in training. Like Harry, he is being forced to learn a whole new way of life while struggling to be a teenager with normal problems. Percy mets friends, enemies, people who want him to succeed and those who want him to fail. Like Harry, he has problems that exist in both worlds and he tries to come to grips with how the effect his life in both worlds. Unlike Harry, who is fairly likable from the start, Percy is a little less than likable at the beginning because he seems to not fit in anywhere and you learn that he keeps getting kicked out of schools because of his ADHD problems. So, my question is: IS Rick Riordan the J.K. Rowling wannabe that people think he could be? My feeling is a resounding "No". Mr. Riordan is a talented author. Not unlike the Jennifer Scales series (Alongi and Alongi-Davidson) or even Pullman's Northern Lights/Subtle Knife, Amber Spyglass series, we have a protagonist who we can learn to like, even admire, for their adventures. He is a great author in his own right and does not have to stand in anyones shadow. If Mr. Riordan is a success, and his books currently are, it is not because he is J.K in waiting. It is because he figured out what kids want to read. And for me, anything that gets them wanting to read is a plus in my book!